Thursday, August 4, 2011

Greetings, old friends. It's been too long.

The last time I posted was right before I was sent on a massive power-leveling, loot finding, monster polygon killing, quest.

Needless to say, I have returned. With sharper weapons, crazier assassin moves, and a wicked pimp walk I earned by cutting polys down in the slums. Life is good right now with polygons too big for their own good all over the place. There is work a plenty.

I have a new assassin headquarters out in the beach valley of mountains and a new partner in crime. I found her while battling a particularly tough group of polygons. They managed to get the better of me for a moment and that's when she appeared, a shadow, well trained and completely mesmerizing. She destroyed the polygon monsters with a technique I have never seen before and since that moment, we have not left each others side.

Also, I have started my own Dojo. Enlisting the aid of several young assassins, each with their own specialty. The road has been difficult but as of yesterday, we can see a massive loot box at the end of the tunnel. There will be more news on this later as I finished channeling my power into the orb of understanding.

I hope this note finds all of you in good spirits and health! If you need any polys taken care of, you know where to find me.

-POOF-

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